Malicule the Meticulous
Malicule the Meticulous (birthdate unknown) is a a very tall and very skinny gentleman of advanced years who notices everything (especially social slights) and catalogs each one within his supposedly-photographic memory. He's naturally timid, perhaps even cowardly, which often leads to him indulging in his hallmark passive-aggressive notes.
His life's goal is to catalogue each moment that has ever existed. To that end he has left no stone unturned in the pursuit of magical devices to aid him in his obsession, as such a task is otherwise physically impossible.